Magazine clippings

For some reason someone keeps giving my mum bundles of old magazines even though she isn't a dentist. I read them on the bog and every so often I come across something amazing and feel moved to scan it (on a scanner mistakenly rescued from a skip).

No, I think it looks like some joker's dumped a plastic f***ing coffee cup on your radiator.

 

How I rocked with laughter.

 

Ever found a joke so funny that you keep thinking of it at odd moments and laughing out loud in public so everybody thinks you're mad? Avoid the embarrassment by reading jokes like this instead. By the way, the column title was "Rude Jokes".

 

I hear this lady gives great neck jobs.